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Joke of the Day

"What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown? an elephant with diarrhea"

"Two boll weevils grew up together. One became rich and famous. They other became poor and homeless. The second one is the lesser of two weevils."

"""Please don't make a scene."" -Horrible movie director"

"What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind? Fa Ting"

"A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine ...with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""

"I hope the members of Chumbawmba have those Life Alert bracelets, you know, in case they finally can't get up again."

"What do you call a group of girls all named Paige? A chapter."

"What's the difference between a kidney bean and a chickpea? I've never had a kidney bean on my face."

"Wintertime It's winter again. That time of year when the poor are making tough choices between food, heating, or getting that massive new tattoo."

"I think my girlfriend would make a good plumber She keeps bringing up old shit from weeks ago."