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Joke of the Day
"I met my ex girlfriend on a treadmill We had to break up. It wasn't going anywhere."
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"*spelling bee* ""Your word is disaster."" ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" ""That outfit you're wearing looks like a natural disaster."""
"Toilet paper and my iPhone have a lot in common... both are essential when I take a s$it."
"I created a Harry Potter thread in ask reddit. I wanted Sirius replies only."
"I bring Mayweather with me when I work at customer service... Because he's great at avoiding fights."
"I always keep a water spray bottle next to my bed in case a cat burglar breaks in."
"I have a rude joke about Canadians! Sorry?"
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick."
"friend: i want a bf me: i want to hold the reins of 2 equally powerful, beautiful horses who run w/perfectly matched paces & also respect me"
"Did you hear about the Finn who spent a fortune building a storm cellar in case there was an earthquake."