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Joke of the Day

"Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig are unbelievably close friends. It's almost like they share some kind of Bond."

"I almost got my fingers stuck in my cheese grater. It's one of my greater fears."

"How does Kanye make Kim Kardashian's eyes twinkle? He shines a flashlight in her ear."

"If cats could talk, they'd probably yell ""PARKOUR"" a lot."

"In this day and age, the closest most of us will get to finding happiness is free wifi and an economy-sized tub of Nutella."

"I wanted to know the meaning of earthenware, so I opened the dictionary at the EA section. Unfortunately, I needed to pay micro-transactions to access it."

"What are a NEET's favorite type of shoes? REEEEEEEEEEEEBOKS"

"What if... Obama was secretly working for the government?"

"I saw this one guy really, really beat Bobby Flay It was his ex wife's lawyer."

"The generic brand Kool-Aid Man just walks into walls and mutters ""whatever"" and tries to steal your wallet."