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Joke of the Day
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? ...because they're ugly and they smell bad!"
Next Joke
"What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits? He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse."
"What is nine inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? Sudden Infant Death Syndrome"
"I hate math.. I'll give you a number of reasons why!"
"What do you call a pompous piece of bread? A braguette."
"when ever yo mama farts she gets fined by the EPA for polluting."
"Why did the cop cross the road? To shoot a black kid."
"Which sex position gives birth to the mostly ugly children? Ask your mom"
"Why are there so many body shops in heaven? Abortion."
"Do you want to be the greatest superhero of all? Be Alfredo and take out the damn trash. Just told my son this, he hates me now."