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Joke of the Day
"I don't want to perpetuate a fat girl stereotype, but this blow job could use a side of ranch."
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"Hipsters probly don't eat carrots since they lose interest in things when there not underground anymore."
"How do you keep a man in suspense?"
"Wanna hear a minimalist joke? What's the difference between oranges?"
"If a glow worm were to have its tail cut off ... ... would it be de-lighted?"
"Walks you into the bedroom. Stands you up straight against the wall. *you notice the sign that says ""You must be this tall to ride this guy"""
"I just saw the pope in the restroom Holy shit"
"Sent him a pic and he replied ""BOOM!!"" Trying to figure out if that means he liked it or he threw himself on a grenade."
"My friend said to me, ""I'm going to dress up as an island near the bottom of Italy"" I said ""Don't be so silly."""
"Son, if you masturbate too much you'll go blind! Ahh, I'm over here Dad."