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Joke of the Day
"Diarrhoea runs in my jeans"
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"I like my women like I like my toasters... Two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen."
"Kim Jong-un read War and Peace in a day. At least I think that's why they call him Supreme Reader."
"Life Pro Tip: Replace your shoelaces with earphone wires.. ... just look away and they'll tie themselves. (yes yes, it's not an original)"
"What did one bag of shit say to the other bag of shit? ""Ugh, stop standing so colostomy."""
"The IOC has claimed that they will catch Olympic drug cheats. I'm not so sure - they're pretty fucking fast."
"What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? Both of them cost $100 and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed!"
"While I appreciate that you're bringing sexy back, if we're not also discussing who took sexy away, we're only enabling future sexy problems"
"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick"
"Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius! "