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Joke of the Day

"""4 Clones of Dolly the Sheep are alive and well"" You do realize that this is like Twin Porn x 2 to us Scots, right?"

"The Fed is thinking of minting a new coin with Obama's face on it It'll be worth 60 (.60 = 3/5)"

"I just had sex with a woman who was 101 years old. In binary."

"I'm gonna start a company where I drive people around to haunted places. It'll be called Ghost Bus Tours"

"r/ best ""I like my ( ) like I like my ( )"" I like my women how I like my natural resources, Foreign and Untapped. Top that and you win rule of the internet #899"

"when I grow up I want to be the guy who wears a puffy suit and gets attacked by police dogs"

"How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penis."

"My son is so lazy he's went from playing video games on the computer to watching other people play video games on the computer."

"My wife asked me to get the house ready as her friend is sleeping here tonight so as an optimist our bed now has 3 pillows."

"What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."