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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna start a company where I drive people around to haunted places. It'll be called Ghost Bus Tours"

"Where do nieces and nephews come from? Aunt holes"

"I gave a lawyer some Viagra. All it did was make him taller for a little while."

"Walks into a Bar A man walked into a Florida bar with his crocodile and asked the bartender: ""Do you serve lawyers here?"" ""Sure."" ""Good. One beer for me and a lawyer for my crocodile."""

"An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. ""How did you get here?"" he asked. And the new angel replied ""Flu..."""

"That awkward moment when you're digging a hole to hide a body, and you find another body #truestory"

"Burger King is preparing to introduce a new turkey burger. Pigeons are beginning to disappear."

"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down."

"""We are out of oranges"" he said, fruitlessly."

"It's easier to find the needle in the haystack when you bring a flamethrower. That's a fact, jack. Merica."