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Joke of the Day
"when I grow up I want to be the guy who wears a puffy suit and gets attacked by police dogs"
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"Cat Extended Joke Must read This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!"
"Secret combination of ingredients for homemade Viagra discovered Add 2 parts MiracleGro to 1 part Fix-A-Flat"
"Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby? They always turn out blurry from him shaking them."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know wot to call it!"
"Why isn't suntanning an Olympic sport? Because the best you can get is bronze."
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels."
"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson fucks little boys"
"""millennials are idiots"" - the generation that made a millionaire out of the creator of the pet rock"
"Screaming out ""BOOM PREGNANT!"" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be."