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Joke of the Day

"I thought I might try my hand at telling a German sausage joke I mean, what's the wurst that could happen?"

"I think if my rich neighbor realized just how great of a party he is going to have at his house tonight, he wouldn't leave for vacation."

"Jealous and Funn It's not important to win it's important to make the other Guy loose."

"Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym? Because you already know she'll work out."

"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam."

"I hate when I'm in a room with 3 other people, & I have to shove the entire kit kat in my mouth."

"Chuck Norris Joke Chuck Norris tells Preston about settlements that need help."

"Someone asked me if it's true that all the women I've made love to have been depressed I said, ""That depends...do you mean before or after?"""

"Whats the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? a pickpocket snatches watches"

"Anything u say can & will be used against u, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I'm a woman. And, we never forget. Anything. Ever."