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Joke of the Day

"Honey, there are broken condoms on the couch Dear, we've talked about this- call the children by their names"

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"My dog reacts to the vacuum cleaner the same way I react when my wife says ""We need to talk""."
"[girl chatting up guy at bar] girl: so what do you do? magician: i halve a girlfriend"
"I like my woman like I like my cheese Old, French and smelly"
"HISTORICAL FACT: I moved to Miami too, but I didn't make such a big fucking deal about it."
"On a hunch, I tried looking for the murderer at the corpse auction. As soon as the auctioneer started it was a dead giveaway."
"Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)"
"When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them."
"What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ? An elephant's shadow !"
"What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore? Borders"
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