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Joke of the Day

"My resume is really just a list of shit I hope I never have to do again."

"Click here for 17 facts about suicide methods..... #8 will blow your mind!"

"Did you hear about the owl who fell in love with the goat? They had a hootin-nanny."

"What is the best place to hide a dead body? On the second page of google."

"Tea without sugar isn't ""unsweetened tea"". It's. Just. Tea."

"What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment."

"knock knock. Who's there? Lee Lee who? No, Lee hao."

"Q: Why wasn't there any food after the monster party? A: Because everyone was a goblin."

"My parents thought I am their treasure They want to bury me to the ground"

"Just found out I have cancer (oh, boohoo) and since they're my favorite, could you tell me your best anti-jokes reddit? Joke away, redditors!"