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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why wasn't there any food after the monster party? A: Because everyone was a goblin."

"Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme"

"What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust? Watch your step"

"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Lift up her sleeve."

"[on death row] ""what would you like for your last meal?"" ""A McRib"" ""McRib doesnt come back for 6 more mont...oooh well played!"""

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere."

"If your band's name is a plural & it doesn't have a ""the"" in front of it, I will fucking put one there."

"Guys, throw away ALL your favorite things. Go to Pier 1, buy some throw pillows and potpourri. Ok, you're ready for marriage."

"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Dont worry , he's all right now."

"Why did the chef take a job at a soup kitchen? Because they had great stock options."