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Joke of the Day

"What is the slight difference between a fencer's club and r/jokes You'll see a lot of ripostes in the first one"

"If a girl texts you and asks if you think she's fat and you try to respond ""Nooo"" autocorrect changes it to ""Moo"" so that's pretty cool."

"The awkward moment your phone does a stupid auto correct... And makes everyone think you're refrigerator"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I cant jelly my dick in your ass"

"What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus? Dead."

"What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in three trash cans."

"We got a tornado warning, and I'm too scared to open my windows. Don't want any sharks in my house."

"if theres 'national public radio'? (npr) is there also 'private public schools'?"

"*slides $5 to the funeral director* Maybe you can get me the widow's phone number?"

"""Musically,I was inspired by the fax machine."" - Nicki Minaj"