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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn."
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"Han: Leave us alone, you fat slug! Jabba: *speaks Huttese* C-3PO: The mighty Jabbs says your words are hurtful. He has a thyroid problem."
"I love plants. They are the only living things that do not run away from me."
"What do sex and air have in common? It's no big deal unless you aren't getting any. Heard on the radio."
"A man was walking in a graveyard when he spots another man crouching behind a tombstone ""Morning!"" he said The Other man replied:""No just taking a shit"""
"Do You Know Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize? Because he was outstanding in his field!!"
"If you woke up alone in the woods with your pants at your ankles and a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone? Wanna go camping?"
"Want to hear the shortest joke in the world? Midget shortage."
"The most sexist joke you've ever heard. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; give a man a vagina and you feed her for a lifetime."
"An alzheimer joke (sorry if this is a repost)"