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Joke of the Day

"Why do we call them the Smoky Mountains? Because the moonshiners got there before the cartographers!"

"Why did the polynomial tree fall over? It didn't have any real roots"

"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at? Tennish."

"What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about? AVOCADO'S NUMBER!"

"How much do you weigh after eating Chinese food? Wonton"

"Why does the Catholic Church protect paedophiles? Because the last time they shunned a child molester, he started Islam."

"Well, well, well. Guess who the grocery store asked to come back soon"

"""LEEEEET'S GET READY TO TUUUUUUMBLE!!!"" -wet laundry"

"You were probably conceived at home... they say most accidents happen around the household."

"If you are ever cold. If you are ever cold, go to a corner. It's usually 90 degrees."