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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend doesn't think I can think fix the electric shower. Well, she's in for a shock"
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"What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common? They both run in your jeans (genes)"
"what would you call superman if he was deaf and mexican? No hero"
"Everything I need to know about whether or not cops are allowed to search my car I learned from Jay-Z songs."
"I think what irritates me most about Katy Perry is that I thought she was a Zooey Deschanel SNL character until about 2 months ago."
"If a tree falls in the woods.. ..and nobody is around to hear it, then I've found the perfect place for Justin Beiber"
"If guys were smart, they'd forget the nightclubs and watch the supermarket for girls who buy frozen dinners and cat food."
"This morning I was beaten by a woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, ""Would you please press one?"" I don't remember much after that."
"Dear God, thank you for not giving spiders wings."
"What do you call flying jews Smoke"