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"What Do You Call A Dead Redditor? [REMOVED]"
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"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana... and butterflies like margarine."
"Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."
"What's an alcoholic's favorite novel? Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it."
"BOUNCER: *checking ID* this doesn't look like you CATERPILLAR: *adjusts makeshift wings* its me B: oh yeah? Fly then C: uh *starts sweating*"
"Whats a cannibals favorite game? Swallow the leader."
"""Ma'am, are you aware that you were going 92 in a 55? I'm gonna need you to step out of the car."" ""Um, I have a boyfriend."""
"I Feel Really Safe There are police helicopter circling my house."
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"What's the difference between having a boner and being cyberbullied? One is getting erect, and the other is getting e-wrecked."