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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an all black sorority? A minority"

"'He looks just like you' is my favorite way to tell someone that their baby is ugly."

"Hey Jerry Sandusky! What's the best thing about sex with twenty nine year olds? There's twenty of them!"

"Who likes wet cock and hates soggy cereal? A chicken with a water fetish."

"Coffee is a miracle. Perhaps the only miracle. Does that sound crazy? I've had a lot of the miracle this morning. My eyes are shaking."

"If I ever say, ""Do you want me to be honest?"" Say no."

"I don't need a football game to get drunk and scream at my television."

"Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography? Have always been curious of this."

"So I just found out my grandpa was in the Holocaust. He worked up in one of the guard towers"

"I went on a pretty crazy camping trip last weekend. It was in tents."