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Joke of the Day

"I referred to someone as a ""whore"" then apologized....I knew no one would ever pay for that, even if she hung herself on the clearance rack."

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"That dolphin tattoo on your ass was SO hot when you were 18, Now it looks like a used condom!"
"For job interviews, your best bet is to dress as a pizza delivery person, march in and say ""Who ordered DILIGENCE and ATTENTION TO DETAIL!?"""
"Nice tan, what's your race? Carrot?"
"A horse walks into a bar... A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says ""Is this some kind of joke?"". The horse doesn't understand, s***s on the floor and walks out."
"Why is Santa a terrible sexual partner? Because he doesn't exist"
"""I'm running late"" makes sense. ""I'm running early"" makes no sense. ""I'm standing impatiently early"" makes sense."
"What gun would Jesus outlaw first? A nail gun"
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be open when she brings it to you."
"What do you call a movie without any Jews in it? Uncut"