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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar... A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says ""Is this some kind of joke?"". The horse doesn't understand, s***s on the floor and walks out."

"How can Russia love pickles and vodka but hate gay people? They have such similar interests"

"The punchline Did I ruin this joke?"

"Cigarettes are just like hamsters. They're perfectly harmless until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire."

"If you think colours aren't funny then you lack a sense of hue-mour"

"Do we even know how much anything else costs in Africa? Maybe $1 a day to feed a child is way too much."

"Divorce: Step 1: She throws all your shit in the street Step 2: The judge says you have to give it all back to her."

"How can you tell two people are married? Both are yelling at the same kid."

"It all. The title says it all."

"What does a dog do that a man steps in? Pants"