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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Yugoslavian Pimp? Yasalivason Medickubitch"
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"Sometimes I think I want to have a baby but then I wake up the next morning still holding my beer and I think maybe not"
"A college in Boston is offering a major in comedy... One student commented, ""I think I have a future in this. Every time I tell someone what I'm studying, they laugh."""
"Knock, knock"
"What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal? Welp, seal ate her."
"Two fish are in a tank, what does one fish say to the other? How do you drive this thing?!"
"Is it all black people that have a problem with slavery? Or just mine ?"
"What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed fry fry again!"
"Did you hear about the problem in Pakistan where smoking a scorpion gets you high? Well only the men get high, the women get stoned"
"My sister is a Cancer... ironic how she died... Killed by a giant crab."