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Joke of the Day
"What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics ? Being normal."
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"What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life, and you're just starting back at your last checkpoint?"
"It's a far cry for Pokemon Omega Ruby to catch up to Alpha Sapphire in sales https://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/xbox-one-surges-to-console-victory-in-november-012230994.html"
"Almond Butter: For people that like peanut butter but don't want to be happy."
"My little brother is the sweetest kid. Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. Stillborn."
"[NSFW] what did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip"
"What did Missy Elliot say to Tony Abbot? Is it worth it?"
"""Friends are a dime a dozen."" *pulls out a sack full of dimes* ""Sweet, I'll take 32 dozen friends please."""
"""There's plenty of fish in the sea"" is just something people say because you're going to be alone. Fishing is something you can do alone."
"If you jump off a bridge in Paris... They'll declare you in Seine"