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Joke of the Day
"What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics ? Being normal."
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"I just ended a 5 years long relationship I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship."
"What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey? The look on their face while being nailed."
"Why did gays started to join NSA? They thought it stood for 'no straight allowed'."
"[hails Satan] [Satan pulls up in his cab]"
"I had really loud unprotected phone sex last week Now I have hearing AIDS."
"Doctor doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!"
"Working front desk at Motel 6 wasn't paying the bills so I started dealing meth to the housekeepers. It was an Inn side job."
"Sikh turban dude"
"They put babies on packages of toilet paper because that's what we used to wipe with before scientists discovered they grow up into people"