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Joke of the Day
"Croissants are just biscuits that studied abroad."
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"Did you hear about the dog-walker that went missing? Police say they are following a few leads."
"What I admire about England I'm a Malaysian man,and I went to England for my 2 weeks vacation.What surprise me,the kid in England,5-7 years old,already know how to speak English"
"So ... Helium walks into a bar Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says: ""We don't serve noble gasses here."" Helium doesn't react."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He opened a warehouse."
"they smoked a joint and overthrew the government. now that's a high coup"
"Adrian Belew He needed the money."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, ""Hey, you know we have a drink named after you?"" The grasshopper says, ""You serve a drink called Irving?"""
"If Ryan Gosling doesn't ask me to be his valentine, I'm moving on. This ship has sailed. This ball has sunk. This fart has flatulated."
"Who is the oppostite of Cristopher Walken? Christopher Reeve"