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Joke of the Day

"Scissors Commercial: *Montage of people karate chopping paper in half* Narrator: Don't you wish there was a better... Nevermind that was rad"

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"Some say that Mexicans are bordering on the insane... But so what? So are Canadians."
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"Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair."
"A farmer puts his sick pig into a cold saltwater bath. Needless to say, the pig was cured."
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"What is a physicist's favorite social movement? Half-lives matter."
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