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Joke of the Day
"If your Polly wants a cracker, he's a white supremacist"
Next Joke
"Owls are like scary Mr. Potato Heads that fly."
"2 birds talking to each other I think I need to take a shit. What are you waiting for? A car."
"In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types. But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense."
"I'm not real familiar with who this Rorschach guy is... ...but he sure loves painting pictures of naked dudes."
"What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder? Banging your best friend's wife every night!"
"What does a greengrocer weigh? Vegetables."
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"
"Why couldn't the philosopher make a living? He made no sense. I tried, I really did."
"What pop star has the biggest nipples? Areola Grande"