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Joke of the Day

"What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round!"

"Nobody suspects that you're digging a grave when you're always working on your landscape."

"Why is oxygen like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"Okay, guys, yes, we know Bostonians have been calling iPods ""IPads"" for years. STOP MAKING FUN."

"What is an over protective German father's favorite game? Sudoku a game of neins!"

"Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!"

"Why did the coed have sex with a Mexican? Her professor told her if she wanted to pass, she had to do an essay"

"Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your coke. Me Russian, Me got Krass, me put pee pee in your ass."

"you remember me as the guy who put his arm in the doorway to hold open the automatic door for you in 2009. welll, now i need a favor"

"A woman stumbles into the police headquarters....... And says ""Help me! I was raped by an Irishman!"" The police are quick to ask ""How do you know it was an Irishman?"" ""because I had to help him....."""