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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear there was a fire in George Bushes personal library? It was awful! Most of his books hadn't even been colored in yet."

"A man walks into library & asks if they have any books on coincidences. The librarian says, ""As a matter of fact, this one's just arrived."""

"your dad wrote a letter to harambe his pen is out for harambe"

"What's the downside to dating a Mermaid? Her clam smells like fish!"

"[marriage counselling] Her: he always thinks he's talking to me on CB radio Me: I don't, over Her: It's over Me: It's what? Over"

"Why should you never disturb a mirror? Because they are always reflecting."

"Why don't they just get Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail?"

"What floats on water and goes quick? A South African duck"

"If Pringles really wanted the fun to never stop they'd make those tube things like 5 feet long."

"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend. Badum tits"