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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear there was a fire in George Bushes personal library? It was awful! Most of his books hadn't even been colored in yet."

"What do you mean will I eat a whole rotisserie chicken? What do I look like, a guy who doesn't eat whole rotisserie chickens?"

"Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back you're wearing it out."

"In case I ever get diabetes, I want to be sure that I'll be comfortable with injecting myself, so I practices by injecting sugar water."

"So crap that it's good (I hope) Whats white and cant climb trees? A fridge -_-"

"Where do otters come from? Otter Space."

"Medusa's hair is made of snakes. Does the carpet match the drapes?"

"8yo: mommy how old are you? Me: 46 8yo: *blink blink* so you seen a real dinosaur?"

"Memory is the second thing we lose as we age I forgot what the first one is"

"A seal walks into a club And soon after an Inuit family has a nice meal."