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Joke of the Day

"The brain is a wonder ful thing Why do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !"

"In blind taste tests, most consumers couldn't tell if a person was blind by tasting them."

"Why is Santa's sack so full? Because he only comes once a year"

"Did you hear the guy who invented predictive text has died? His funfair will be held on a sundial. Funfair* Funfair* For ducks sake..."

"My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with Italian food. I wouldn't put it pasta."

"My wife looks for signs I'm cheating, but seriously, who would make a sign?"

"Apparently, you still fail a roadside sobriety test if you just lay down and take a nap."

"Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes? Because he's the Blade Runner."

"What did one snowman say to the other? Smells like carrots!"

"After a thorough diagnosis, my doctor couldn't figure out the cause of my uncontrolled flatulence... When I asked him what the problem was, he told me ""Your gas is as good as mine."""