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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby? Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!"

"I hate Russian Dolls They're so full of themselves."

"""My grammar is terrible,"" I said untruthfully, as I lied on the bed."

"I heard about this place that replaces your limbs with prosthetics... But it'll cost you an arm and a leg!"

"I am so proud to be part of a society that needs television commercials to remind us not to lock our kids in hot cars."

"What's the difference between a Bitch and a Slut? A Slut fucks everyone. A Bitch fucks everyone but you."

"Games of thrones has more __ than a __ Incest, Redneck wedding Fill in the blanks with your best joke!"

"What is Hilary Clintons favorite part about going to the beach? Her Flip-Flops."

"What do you call a fat town Obe-CITY"

"Two condoms are walking down the street... They pass a gay bar and one condom says to the other ""hey, do you wanna get shit-faced?"""