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Joke of the Day

"Christmas lights remind me of my friends. They all hang together, half of them don't work, and the ones that do aren't that bright."

"What did the racist ghost say? Wight Power!"

"I've never used the dust pan I once bought... It's been collecting dust in the closet for years."

"How to you make an octopus laugh? ...you give it ten tickles"

"What type of math is dead? Aerith-matic.."

"Apparently nothing offends a toddler more than suggesting they might be due for a nap."

"I was homeschooled so my back to school pics were of me standing in front of the house before I went back inside."

"A creationist puts his glases on and says: ""Evolution can't be real, just look at the human eye!! It's too perfect to be just chance!"""

"Why does math class teach kids about Japan, Germany, and Italy? Because they learn about the x-axis."

"What's the difference between a computer and a woman? A computer only has to have information punched into it once."