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Joke of the Day
"What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her? Nah Imma stay"
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"My ex is so slutty... that if she had sex with a guy with Ebola, he would die of AIDS first."
"Why did the band Nickelback get booed at the football halftime show? Because they suck."
"What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders? The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance"
"Constipation Have you heard of the movie constipation? Probably not. It hasn't come out yet."
"An assault rifle that only shoots blanks should be called a JK-47! I am fun at parties please invite me to them."
"I remember the last thing my granpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. he said, ""hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone A bitch sleeps with everyone, except you"
"I saw an old man being beaten up by a two men in masks. I decided to help... We beat the crap out of him."
"Are you fond of alternative sources for cooling technologies? I'm a huge fan."