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Joke of the Day
"What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her? Nah Imma stay"
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"What building has the most stories? A library."
"My sister was injured in a horrific singing accident. ""Oh no, is Carrey OK?"""
"Some girl asked what my sign was. I told her it was ""beware of dog"" and then I dry humped her leg."
"A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi are on a sinking ship. The pastor yells ""Save the children!"" The rabbi replies ""Pft, fuck the children!"" The priest says ""Do you think we have time?"""
"9gag anyone?"
"Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory? Two test-tickles."
"Just threw a donut inside Planet Fitness and started a riot."
"Q's are just O's that got shanked."
"How many dead hookers do you need to replace a lightbulb? Atleast not three since my basement is still dark."