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Joke of the Day

"How many dead hookers do you need to replace a lightbulb? Atleast not three since my basement is still dark."

"Why was the snake soft? He had reptile dysfunction."

"i know we have cell phones and the internet, but i kinda expected the world to look like Tron by now."

"I haven't seen a kid on a leash in a while. I guess parents started releasing them back into the wild."

"Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa? [2 gals 1 cup](http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my_20_trip_to_the_local_latin_market_netted_165/)"

"Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism? an explosive punchline"

"I ate five cans of alphabet soup..... I had the biggest vowel movement of my life."

"Jamaican Snowman What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song? ...... Snowoman no cry."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision A rip off."

"Why can you call a liberal a leftist but can't call a conservative a rightist? Because they're always the wrongest."