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Joke of the Day

"How do you call a black man in space? Nasa first called it Albert"

"After legalizing gay marriages the US became 50 states of gay"

"[plane] ""Is there a doctor on board?"" Im a doctor ""Okay quick the passenger is having a heart att- Of fine arts ""What?"" Doctor of Fine Arts"

"If Bill Clinton gets divorced... Does that mean he's over the Hil?"

"What did the sorority girl say when she couldn't eat another bite of pie? I literally pecan't right now."

"How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, but it's not five, because my basement is still dark."

"the divorce rate for socks is 100%"

"If you come up to my bedroom door and find a sock on the knob it means I'm having sex. Probably with the other sock."

"Wives are like grenades... Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!"

"Vampires aren't on FB because they can't take pictures of themselves in front of a mirror."