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Joke of the Day

"How do you call a black man in space? Nasa first called it Albert"

"15 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Don't die Kevin Bacon!!"

"Have you heard of the musical condoms? They started a rubber band."

"What do you get when you mix free running with golf? Parfour Sorry"

"A local radio station was finishing up a competition and the woman said she was ""racking up the tally"" I guess that makes her a **tallyracker**."

"I'm such a film buff I can always tell when a fake dinosaur is used in a movie."

"What is white and gold and black and blue? A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell."

"What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine? Boaris Karloff."

"Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland? Cause North and South Poles repel each other ..."

"So, I hear Islam is the religion of peace. Piece of you here, piece of you there."