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Joke of the Day

"A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear.... ""Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?"" The bear responds:""No, I'm stuffed."""

"Cocaine so white it looks around the room before saying ""nigga"""

"What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton? Lukewarm"

"I don't think people should throw stones in regular houses either."

"1 and 2 dogs name you'r dogs 1 and 2.You eat One. You still have two."

"Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny they just don't work."

"Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan? Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)"

"How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? All three of them."

"I'm really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff."

"*answers phone call from boss* I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME AT WORK!"