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Joke of the Day

"one time I saw a guy playing with a yoyo walk into a street sign. I laughed so hard that it changed me. It changed everything."

"I know you've been looking at porn if you're staring at the Google homepage when I walk in."

"Why should you never shower with Pokemon? Because he may Pikachu"

"Know how much a pirate pays for corn? Bucaneer"

"Every 60 Seconds in Africa.... a minute passes"

"Accidentally picked out soothing paint colors and now my panic room is ruined."

"Some Muslim extremists just rammed a boat into the Thames Barrier. Experts believe it's the start of Ramadam."

"I heard that they have dogs now that can smell if you've got cancer....... but I just thought that must be the most depressing dog ever to take on a walk. ""Your dog really likes me!!!"" ""I'm so sorry."""

"Eve: Wrong hole! Adam: Sorry, it's my first time. How do U know it's the wrong hole? No one has done this before, it's just us two you know"

"SARCASM: Giving me the exclusive power to humiliate idiots without them knowing it."