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Joke of the Day
"I know you've been looking at porn if you're staring at the Google homepage when I walk in."
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"What's the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it dies."
"Why doesn't Ted Cruz like doing laundry? Because he always fucks up the delegates."
"I was once called a racist for saying black paint. Apparently the correct term is ""Tyrone, please paint the fence."""
"A wizard walked into a gay bar and disappeared with a poof"
"""Give your email a good password. Letters, symbols, numbers."" ""What about my atm card which holds all my money?"" ""Any 4 numbers in a row."""
"Macs ranked best to worst - Fleetwood - book pros - n cheese - klemore"
"If a gang attacks U say you're on their side & U brought them ""gang supplies"". They'll let you go to the car to get the supplies. Drive away"
"If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !"
"Food just tastes better upside-down 1. upside-down cake 2. hamburgers 3. not cereal tho 4. oh no cereal is everywhere 5. why did I do this"