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Joke of the Day

"My life would be so much better if I could use a smokebomb to conceal my escape after being turned down by a girl."

"How many toddlers does it take to change a light bulb Apparently more than 20 seeing how my basement is still dark"

"Two grains of sand were walking together in the desert. Suddenly, one turned to the other and said, ""Dude, I think we're being followed."""

"I would tell you a joke about my penis... ...but it's too long."

"what does the fox say dingdingdingdingdingding"

"The best way to meet new women is outside a sex change clinic."

"Don't trust atoms. Don't trust atoms, they make up everything."

"What is the difference between light and hard? Well, you can sleep with a light on."

"I should probably do some housework before they try to film the next Febreeze commercial here."

"Me: Happy Easter! Taylor Swift: I hate Easter! It's all a lie! Me: The Jesus thing? Taylor Swift: Ya... Men don't come back after 3 Days!"