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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl, are you magnesium iron silicate hydroxide? Because you'll be cummingtonite"
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"8 year old at the park said I threw like a girl. He found out I kick in the nuts like a girl too."
"What did the buddhist say to the hotdog vender ? Make me one with everything"
"What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce? Chicken sees-a salad"
"Why did Sally fall down the hill? I pushed her."
"Was Snoop Dogg being serious when he changed his name? Or was Snoop Lion ?"
"I want to reenact a scene from 50 Shades of Gray.... Y'know the one where she gets a job right out of college."
"Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes... That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away and you'll have his shoes."
"HEALTH TIP: If you find a pill on the floor of a public restroom, Google it before taking it."
"I'm going to start an abortion clinic... ...called ""Don't Kid Yourself."""