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Joke of the Day

"What did the number 0 say to 8. Nice belt."

"What's the difference between a hippy and a hockey player? The hockey player takes a shower after three periods."

"Only true feminists will get this Offended"

"There are straight women who turn lesbian when horny. I believe 'spaghetti' is the correct term. Straight untill wet."

"To the handicapped guy who stole my bag You can hide but you can't run"

"math and sex math is like sex you add the people, subtract the clothes, you divide and hope you don't multiply."

"What's the difference between a bot and a Trump supporter? A bot has a chance of reacing self-awareness in our lifetime."

"What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !"

"""Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" ""4 years sober..."""

"What birds are found in Portugal ? Portu-geese !"