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Joke of the Day

"What did the number 0 say to 8. Nice belt."

"Give a man a fish Feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, feed him for the rest of his life."

"I have to say the best part about being over 30 is how short and easy hangovers get. Haha, kidding, it's 7PM and I'm actively hoping to die."

"My brother and I share the same birthday. We aren't twins, our parents are just fucking cheap."

"I'm a huge fan Well, I used to be... now I'm an air conditioner"

"Gin & Tonic: 91 calories. Banana: 105 calories. Choosing the healthy option: Priceless."

"Doctor: ""Your x-ray showed a broken rib... ... but we fixed it with Photoshop."""

"My mate went to a fancy dress party as a silent bee. ""Very subtle,"" I thought."

"Why do canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game"

"Where does the military commander buy his groceries? the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY"