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Joke of the Day

"How does Harry Potter get down a hill? By running. J.K! Rowling."

"Woman's Rights"

"Investment question If a leopard and a cheetah both had companies, which stock should you buy? A: The leopard's, because cheetahs never prosper."

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a Holy Shit they're done!"

"Why would an upright vacuum cleaner with no wheels make a better President than Hillary Clinton? Well, they both suck and have trouble moving forward, but at least the vacuum has a handle on it."

"A blind man walks into a bar... And a chair. And a table.."

"BREAKING: Swiss Police confirm that, when arrested, all seven FIFA officials threw themselves on the ground and pretended to be injured."

"Synchronized diving would be far more interesting without the pool."

"What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store? No shirt, no shoes, no Surface."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cronkite ! Cronkite who ? Cronkite evidence !"