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Joke of the Day
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch."
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"Time travel I was gonna do a joke about time travel... but no one liked it."
"Girls, get your abortions NOW in case the Republicans win"
"What's heavier: a ton of gold or a ton of feathers? The feathers. The gold's weight is measured using the Troy measurement system in which an ounce is 12 ""regular"" ounces. The more you know..."
"I like my women like I like my coffee."
"I signed up for the Do Not List list, but was immediately removed as I had requested."
"Michael Brown's family just wants their voices to be heard. They are tired of being shot down."
"REALTOR: You'll LOVE this home- ME: My dog doesn't like it. REALTOR: But I- ME: [holding dog in realtor's face] I TRUST HIM MORE THAN YOU"
"OMG!! I made a science Joke. What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party? -Vill i?"
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say,""HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE!"" (ba dum tss)"