54140
Joke of the Day
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch."
Next Joke
"If you're OCD and you know it, wash your hands."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who? Chair you go again asking more questions !"
"i got complimented on my driving earlier they left a note on the car saying parking fine"
"Pizza is something you love for a half hour before you eat it... ...like a baby."
"There are two types of friends: Those that keep your car clean And Julian FUCKING JULIAN"
"Chopped beef and pea soup What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!"
"Why Was Tigger looking in the toilet?? ... He was looking for Pooh!"
"What does Pong and WW1 have in common? It's not about strategy, but endurance."
"The only reason why i am fat is because a tiny body could not store all this huge personality."