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Joke of the Day

"Would you say that the idea of a nun having sex with a clown... is virgin on the ridiculous?"

"why do people carry umbrellas? because umbrellas cant walk. (ba dum tsss) i suck at jokes :(((("

"I ap-p-p-p-lied for a j-job as a r-r-r-radio an-n-nouncer. Sh-sh-shame on them, rej-jecting me because I'm b-b-b-black."

"If you only see one movie this summer, maybe see more movies, they're great!"

"My stepladder is so great, I'm almost glad my ladders got divorced."

"For her birthday, my wife asked for something that went from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds... I got her a scale."

"Man walks into library & asks if they have any books on bukkake. The librarian replies, ""A lot of people come for that."""

"What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down? Build a house next to it."

"Someone dumped in the urinal! It was real shitty!"

"Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !"