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Joke of the Day

"Would you say that the idea of a nun having sex with a clown... is virgin on the ridiculous?"

"I once threw a fish off of the roof of my house. I guess you could say the bass dropped."

"[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!"

"Why'd the chicken cross the road Wtf Idk"

"What do you get a man who has everything? A good urologist."

"Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !"

"What does a cell that's full of shit do? Lyse."

"What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef."

"Anyone wanna buy some housing in Baltimore with me? I hear there's a fire sale"

"If I'm going to be in your dreams tonight please let me know so I can stuff some socks down the front of my pants."