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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mountain of kittens? A meowtain"
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"A proton walks into a bar ... Tells the bartender, ""You don't serve my kind here"". ""Really ?!"", asks the bartender. ""I'm positive""."
"Doctors have confirmed that masturbation is life threatening Many men have died after having a stroke"
"Hey man, settle an argument for me? ""Sure"" [handing him a sword] Great, he's just in there"
"A friend of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan.. making land mines that look like prayer mats. He's doing very well, business is booming and Prophets are going through the roof."
"How do Sesame Street characters reproduce? Big bird's eggs and ABCmen."
"Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!"
"Grandma's dementia has been really hard to deal with lately. And the worst of all is... ...She forgot about Dre."
"What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen? Paranoid!"
"What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal!"