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Joke of the Day
"What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock."
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"Don't anthropomorphize your pets... They hate it when you do that."
"Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg? Don't worry he's ""ALRIGHT"" now!"
"What do xbox services and prostitutes have in common? They both take my money then go down on me"
"Me: *reclines* Nice Wife: I still can't believe you bought a used gynecological exam table Me: I can see the tv perfectly between my legs"
"No one in here better be making any jokes about Fred Phelps' death God hates gags."
"I told my wife not to turn her head away after giving me a blowjob, but she didn't listen. It went in one ear and out the other."
"Her: Come over, Joseph! Stalin: Can't, I'm sending people to gulag Her: My parents aren't at home Stalin: I know"
"My boss told me, ""you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"" I replied, ""I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"""
"All the doctors at this hospital must have gone to This-Piece-Of-Medical-Equipment-Is-Not-A-Toy University and majored in ""boring""."