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Joke of the Day
"Q: Where does a General keep his armies? A: In his sleevies."
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"Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery? He thought it had a lot of potential."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? Nobody ever wants to borrow my hippo :-("
"If you have sex with a prostitute... ...against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?"
"Two deer walk into a gay bar... 1 hour later they leave and one says to the other, ""damn I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in that place"""
"If you like interracial porn... ...you'll love the next 4 years. Minorities are going to be fucked constantly by an old white man."
"What is the difference between a dead hooker and a brick? I don't have a brick floating in my pool."
"You know why the fiscal year ends in March and not December? Because the next year starts with April Fools' day."
"Don't fall for it black people, white people only invite us to go camping to see how long we stay alive."
"Q: What do turtles do for fun? A: Play hide and shell."