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Joke of the Day
"Batman's Bat Signal was really banking on the fact that crimes only happened at night."
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"Man, CNN is so stupid. CNN is so stupid, when they wanted to do a report on Portland counter-culture, they went to a granite shop."
"What's cold and scary?! I-scream!"
"I swear on my momma imma upvote this post, since you sweared on your momma upvote this post."
"My wife called me a child. I told her, be careful who you're calling a child because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and get lectured by a pervert."
"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Don't be silly, Californians screw in hot tubs!"
"Two blondes were walking on either side of the railway track Jokes apart"
"Rain drop, drop top... Getting fucked by a fake horse, that's /r/clopclop"
"I went to go smoke a joint with some Mexicans. When I asked if they had any papers they all ran."
"What does a blueberry do at a party? The Anti-oxy-dance"