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Joke of the Day

"If you come up to my bedroom door and find a sock on the knob it means I'm having sex ... Probably with the other sock."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He flushed."

"Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea? It's because they are a Seoulless nation."

"What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit a dog just pants!"

"What is grey and comes in quarts? An elephant"

"You're not an American until you've eaten more than the serving suggestion."

"What do you call a poster of a sexy pepper? A jalapinup"

"a fun pastime in America is driving teenage starlets into utter madness and then enjoying a hearty laugh afterwards"

"Three maxi pads walk up to a bar... ...a large, medium and a small one. Which one is the first to say something to the bartender? None of them, they're all stuck up cunts."

"Decided to plant some marijuana seeds in my vegetable garden hoping I could come up with some dope beets."