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Joke of the Day
"Whoever said Obama never created any jobs... Obviously has never heard of Isis"
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"[god, creating chickens] Put a red beard on a fat hiccuping sparrow. Give him a matching hat, I don't care"
"Does anyone know what subreddit ""your mamma"" jokes are in? Jk."
"My ""it's cold outside"" post just went viral on Facebook."
"What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad? A transparent"
"I spent $500 on that Harvard application, damn right I framed the rejection letter."
"Liars make their bed and.... lie there too."
"Did you hear about the guy in masturbation contest? He really held his own."
"Today I witnessed an amputee being hanged. I tried to save him, but yelled out all the wrong letters. (H/T Demetri Martin)"
"I wish you were ketchup.... ...So you could squirt on my Weiner!"