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Joke of the Day
"My ""it's cold outside"" post just went viral on Facebook."
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"What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas? My bike."
"What lies in a pram and wobbles? A jelly baby."
"I asked my gf to get the paper for me... ...She said ""Don't be silly, borrow my iPad"". That spider never knew what hit it."
"Fun fact: the person who said ""If you love something let it go"" died alone, surrounded by 342 cats."
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half-way. Wokka wokka!"
"What did the pirate get on his report card? Seven C's"
"Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer? Ben Carsonogen"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but no one knows how they got in there."
"I'm thinking about becoming a devil worshipper Just for the hell of it"